Former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty has made another one of his dorky action movie trailers to announce his presidential exploratory committee today. Is Tim Pawlenty a God? Yes. Watch the biopic and see if you still disagree.
Oh now what's that you're saying, that we're being too mean to this nice man and his fellow Sam's Club Republicans who enjoy high quality Hollywood cinema? Well, thank you. But it really is true that he hired 23-year-old Lucas Baiano, a Canadian-born (!!!) filmmaker who "dresses in perfectly-starched white shirts, slim-fitting sports jackets and tight designer jeans" to "spice up" his image as some boring hockey dad from who-cares.