I can't believe the news today: Turn Off the Dark, the Spider-Man musical, has injured yet another one of its actors. I can't close my eyes and make it go away! T.V. Carpio, who replaced the concussed Natalie Mendoza as the supervillain "Arachne," was hurt last week and will be sidelined from production for two weeks. Hers is the fifth reported injury, forcing us to ask: How long? How long must we sing this song? How long? How long? [AP]

Spider-Man Musical Claims Another Victim