A 31-year-old Pennsylvania man high on America's latest drug scourge, snortable bath salts, went on a crazy rampage last month. It started when he ditched his car on the side of the highway and started running because, according to police, "he thought it was melting and electricity was following him."
He then broke into an occupied home, was chased out by the guy who lives there (we imagine a fat man in a bath robe wielding a baseball bat), broke into the same guy's garage, and then started jumping on the hoods of passing cars. The second car he jumped on was a police car, though, so the cops were right there to arrest him and put the whole thing to an end.
Bath salts, they're a hell of a drug.