Masturbating Man Arrested for Stealing Underwear from High School Locker RoomS

People are into some crazy stuff, but John Gallagher, 19, was arrested for breaking into his old high school in Missouri, stealing boys' underwear from their lockers, and masturbating on them. He was charged with burglary and unlawfully entering a high school. Being stuck in the past and a general pervert aren't crimes yet, which is just sort of sad.

Gallagher busted into the school early in the morning on 11 different days between January and March, according to security footage. Officials at the school became suspicious when a student found a used condom tied to his sneaker in the locker room and school employees saw an unidentified man in the building in a FedEx uniform. Eventually, Gallagher was fingered. Well, not like that, but if you gave him some boys' undies, he would probably be into it. [KCTV5]