Here, with 5,000+ views, is what will (hopefully) become our new national anthem when America finally gets the courage to ditch dated old Francis Scott Key: 14-year-old Kory Shore's "Crying for America." He stands around bronzed statues of the Founding Fathers, plays the piano, and magically climbs Mount Rushmore, all while lamenting our failed nation. It's just like Rebecca Black's "Friday," except a male sings it and it's a completely different song. Also, he seems to think that America is capable of... improving itself? Don't know what that's about. [via Videogum]