Female? You Probably Hate Your Facebook FriendsS

Coupon company Eversave surveyed 400 women about their Facebook friends. 83% of respondents admitted to being annoyed with friends' Facebook presences. 63% of women said their friends "complain all the time." 41% hated their friends' political views, and 32% were sick of their stupid perfect friends bragging about stupid perfect lives.

Follow up study: What do the 27% of women who like their friends use Facebook for, if not blinding Schadenfreude and jealous rage? Even when I sign onto Farmville, I can feel my uterus curling into an angry fist. I pray that my frenemies' virtual corn crops will wilt. [Mashable, image via Eversave]