Man Gets Revenge on Girlfriend By Lighting His Poop on Fire

After a fight with his pregnant girlfriend, a Staten Island man went to her house, stripped naked in the elevator, and took a crap. He then wiped the crap on her door and used his clothes to set the poop and her door on fire. What a shitty thing to do!

When cops showed up, they caught him, um, brown handed and still naked. They took him to the station where he proceeded to take another dump in public. At that point, he's not even doing it for revenge, he's just being spiteful.

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