Weatherman Jim Kosek, better known for his snowpocalypse freak-out of 2010, was speaking directly to the escaped menace from the Bronx Zoo, a cobra snake, when providing his weather report.

He's going to pound the snake with 2 parts hydrogen and one part oxygen, and then drop the snow hammer upon his scaly tail pipe. Seems like Jim's a rational man whose just trying to look out for New York's best interest. Or he's a lunatic.

[Warming Glow]