Lady Gaga Kicks Adam Lambert Out of a Party, and Other Satisfying SnubsS

It's Gaga's party, and she'll make Glambert cry if she wants to. Lindsay Lohan swears she wasn't drunk when she fell outside a bar in New York. Brangelina goes on a mini-vacation. It's TGIFriday gossip.

  • Adam Lambert was a drunk mess at Lady Gaga's 25th birthday party last Sunday. He came as a guest of the Scissor Sisters and "showed up beyond drunk, super sloppy embarrassingly drunk," and proceeded to fist-pump and punch walls until he actually punched a hole in the ceiling of the venue. (Morning-after Glambert tweets: "My hand still hurts. Lol" and "Was trying for celebratory gesture 4 gaga's B- piñata style...instead my fist is all bruised and la cita has a hole in the ceiling. #sloppy") When Gaga's cake came out, Adam "tried to smear it in Gaga's face and put a doll from the cake in her mouth." Then he tried to serenade Gaga "like he was auditioning for Idol again" (subtle diss: Adam is an amateur try-too-hard) prompting Gaga to summon her security team and kick him out. How many more times can the gay community disown this sad, panda-eyed porcupine of a man? [Us, MorningDish, @AdamLambert, image via Getty]
  • Lindsay Lohan says she was not tipsy when she tipped over outside a bar two nights ago. Just a klutz. [TMZ]
  • Pete Wentz was photographed touching a smiling Ashlee Simpson's shoulder. Maybe they're calling off the divorce?! Or maybe Ashlee didn't want to traumatize her son, who was also present, by busting out female self-defense moves on his dad. [X17]
  • Since Enrique Iglesias pulled out of Britney Spears('s concert tour), Brit is now seeking Nicki Minaj to fill her hole (in concert scheduling). [TMZ]
  • Middle-aged women who like to sigh, prepare to sigh more heavily than usual: Michael Bublé is officially off the market. He married Argentine girlfriend Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre yesterday. [People]
  • Brangelina ditched their kids for a "sexy getaway" to a resort in Utah, but it was only 27 hours long. I've had hangovers that lasted longer than that! Step up your game, Brangelina. We expect better from the most glamorous couple in the world. [Us]
  • Keith Scott Brown, father of piano prodigy family musicians The 5 Browns has been sentenced to 10 years to life in prison after pleading guilty to sexually abusing his three daughters. [TMZ]
  • Emily Deschanel and husband David Hornsby are expecting their first child. Emily plays a lady who solves mysteries on Bones, and David plays a defrocked priest turned derange hobo with a fatal attraction to a blonde alcoholic on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Zooey Deschanel is "super excited" to become the coolest indie dream aunt ever. [People, @TheRealZooeyD]
  • Kanye West might be pursuing Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton. May their love be strong, their naked picture scandals swift. [P6]
  • David Boreanaz and 20th Century Fox settled a lawsuit with a bit actress who claimed Boreanaz fondled her. The price was "more than $25,000." Last time Boreanaz spoke publicly about the claim, he described it as "extortion." [NYDN]