Orlando Bloom bought a bonsai tree in Malibu Valley. He spent five minutes choosing which tree to buy.
In the process, he showed his butt crack.
Is it weird that I find this gross and cute? There's something innocent about accidental plumber's butt. Naive and unknowing, like a little girl with her skirt tucked into her diaper.
Between Bloom's exposed crack and the tiny bonsai twig in his hands, the double entendre potential is sort of surreal. [Images via INF]