Orlando Bloom Shows Butt Crack, Tiny Twig

Orlando Bloom bought a bonsai tree in Malibu Valley. He spent five minutes choosing which tree to buy.

Orlando Bloom Shows Butt Crack, Tiny Twig

In the process, he showed his butt crack.

Orlando Bloom Shows Butt Crack, Tiny Twig

Is it weird that I find this gross and cute? There's something innocent about accidental plumber's butt. Naive and unknowing, like a little girl with her skirt tucked into her diaper.

Orlando Bloom Shows Butt Crack, Tiny Twig

Between Bloom's exposed crack and the tiny bonsai twig in his hands, the double entendre potential is sort of surreal. [Images via INF]