People who might appreciate bacon-scented cologne: your dog, possibly your cat, maybe your butcher. People who will think it's funny but weird: everyone else.
Check out bacōn, the new novelty bacon fragrance that masks an underlying bacon essence with 11 essential oils. Available in two versions-classic, which is more of a maple-y smelling scent, and gold, which smells more citrus-y-the cologne claims to give you "the ability to bring your bacon with you and to harness the subtle and seductive powers of 'Bacon in a Bottle.'" [Fargginay]