Prince William Is Inviting Four Ex-Girlfriends to His Wedding

Prince William and Kate Middleton are playing with fire. Charlie Sheen bounces back. Lindsay Lohan is shocked. And Michelle Williams might be a hipster. Welcome to your Gossip Roundup: Lord's Day edition.

  • No one cares that Prince William of England and his bride-to-be, Kate Middleton, have had sex, and yet the Daily Mail seems somewhat concerned that six of their exes (four of William's and two of Kate's) have been invited to the wedding. Also invited: A bunch of people you've never heard of, who are nonetheless richer than you, including an actual human person named Isabella Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe. [Daily Mail]
  • Your daily Charlie Sheen update: Saturday's show in Connecticut sounds unbelievably tedious—he talked about basketball and marijuana and took off his shirt—but apparently earned him standing ovations. He now returns to New York City, where he will not even be one of the top 100 most interesting crazy people. [THR]
  • Herbie: Fully Loaded star Lindsay Lohan says she's "always been a big fan" of noted internet meme Betty White, who called Lohan "ungrateful" last week, but that it's "strange when people feel they must speak publicly about others." [NYDN]
  • Singer Ashlee Simpson's two-year-old son Bronx is now lip-syncing in full sentences. [NYP]
  • Neve Campbell believes in ghosts. Like her career! Ha, we kid, we love Neve. Call us sometime! [Daily Mail]
  • American Idol loser Pia Toscano and Dancing With the Stars dancer Mark Ballas went on a date on Friday! TMZ reports that it went well, which maybe means sex? Or at least second base? Apparently they were set up by wrestler Chris Jericho. [TMZ]
  • Director Spike Jonez wants to get back together with Michelle Williams, so he invited her to one of LCD Soundsystem's last shows. Blah blah blah, Williamsburg, fixed-gear bikes, PBR, skinny jeans, etc. [Daily Mail]
  • How much cocaine do people do in Hollywood? According to Dennis Quaid, a lot. [NYP]