This New Yorker Wants All Your UFO Sightings

68-year-old retired computer consultant Joe Capp has set up a 24 hour UFO hotline and has received almost two dozen sightings so far. Unfortunately the New York Post article does not include the phone number! Must be 1-800-I-SAW-UFO.

This is a boon to media everywhere, as it will put all the wackjob UFO sightings one place, rather than spread evenly throughout every journalist in the world's inbox. As soon as you start working in the media you learn that there are a lot of people who have seen a strange light in the sky and need to tell you about it in ALL CAPS.

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