You guys won't believe this, but Willard "Mitt" Romney is running for president! Not that he ever really stopped. But consider today's launch of a presidential exploratory committee an official reboot of the popular plastic Mittens brand.
We've been suffering on a minute-by-minute basis ever since February 7, 2008 at 1:07 p.m. ET, when Romney ended his first presidential campaign at CPAC. He's too much fun. Check out his announcement YouTube above, in which he says "Believe in America" from some empty football stadium for a couple of minutes.