Michele Bachmann Only Needs One Presidential Term to Save AmericaS

As she closes in on a possible presidential run, gleefully ignorant Tea Party queen Michele Bachmann says she isn't doing this for self-aggrandizement. She is doing this to save America, in one presidential term or less:

I'm a principled reformer, and my goal is to see the country turn around. I'm also committed to being a one-term president if that's what it takes in order to turn things around, because this is not about a personal ambition.

Don't mind li'l ol' ambitionless me, just here to save the planet, because this random guy, you might know him, his name is God? He told me to. And I figured, since I was just about to air out my birth certificate anyway, why not? [Des Moines Register, Political Ticker, image via Getty]