Comment of the Day: The True Casualty of the Pirate-Laser WarsS

Today we heard the awesome news that marauding pirates will now be fought with fancy, expensive US Navy lasers! Rock on! Electric guitars! Ladies with permed hair and hot pink bikinis! All that. Well, wait a second. Don't party too soon, warns a commenter.

From GuidedbyVoices:

Your move, infrastructure and social services.

Aw, nuts.

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