Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's Terrible Naked Pregnant Pose

Of all terrible naked pregnant poses, man hand bra is my least favorite. The problem is that, when a man puts his hands on his wife's tits, he automatically makes a grabbing motion. See how Nick's fingers are tensed, his thumbs outstretched and gripping? That is the source of the awkwardness. This is not an elegant nude. This is a virile man getting to second base with a lady he recently knocked up.

Mariah describes her fetuses' personalities:

You can tell the personalities a bit. In viewing our ultrasounds, our boy is all ready like Nick, like, ‘Here I am, take my picture or don't, and our girl is coyly facing the other way, like, ‘No pictures,' waiting for a proper debut.

No. She is turning her face away in shame. [OK! via DListed]