The Supernatural Kate Middleton Mango Jelly Bean

Royal Wedding hysteria has already reached a fever pitch, and now this happens: A mango jelly bean was found with Kate Middleton's face on it in Britain! Kate now sits atop the supernatural world with Mary and Jesus, whose likenesses have miraculously appeared on pieces of toast and grilled cheese sandwiches over the years. The lucky man who unknowingly bought the magical jelly bean for his girlfriend spoke to the Telegraph:

Mr Hosie said: "As Jessica opened the jar, I saw her immediately. She was literally lying there staring back at me.

"Given that the royal wedding is only a few weeks away, we hope to make a few pounds out of it by selling it on the internet to a collector."

We knew that the Greatest Wedding of Our Time was a sign from God.

[Telegraph]