ABC Cancels Soaps All My Children and One Life to Live

The only form of media more endangered than magazines is soap operas. Today, ABC announced that daytime mainstays All My Children and One Life to Live will go off the air in September and January, respectively. James Franco's playground General Hospital will be the network's only remaining daytime drama.

The network also announced the shows' replacements, which will be The Chew and The Revolution, which are a show about food and a show about dieting. Sounds like these two will be bigger enemies than Dorian Lord and Viki Buchanan! More importantly, how is Susan Lucci going to get nominated for Emmys now?

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