Today we learned that the entire country of Liechtenstein is available for rent. That's crazy! We'd expect this from Luxembourg, but Liechtenstein? Bizarre. So what would one do if one were to rent this tiny pop-art nation? One commenter has an idea.
1. Pay $70,000/night to rent country
2. Declare self Leader-for-life
3. Reinstate droit du seigneur with comely Liechtenstein lasses
5. Return to Indianapolis.
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