Arizona Legislature Passes 'Birther Bill'

In rather unsurprising news from America's dry, crackly grundle, lawmakers in Arizona last night passed the Trump-approved House Bill 2177, which requires any presidential candidate to show proof of his or her U.S. citizenship before being added to the state's ballot. Governor Jan Brewer will have five days to sign the bill into law.

However, in lieu of an actual birth certificate, the state is still happy to inspect penises as part of the "long form" option to prove a candidate's citizenship. Who knew that another state could make Texas look so good?

[The Arizona Republic; image via Getty]