Tonight, Lifetime continued its grand tradition of providing the public with tacky made-for-TV movies with the premiere of William & Kate, a supposedly accurate chronology of the romance that will culminate with next week's royal wedding.

In this scene, William—who'd just convinced Kate to join him for a weekend of skiing by dropping the "private jet" line, even though they were on a break—regains her affection by serenading her with a cheesy song. In the middle of a crowded lounge. Which totally happened in real life.