Today we were presented with the grim truth that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son will soon take over the world. Curious. It must be weird to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's son. How weird? One commenter had a little insight.
Oh, man, it's totally time to post my Patrick Schwarzenegger story!!! Yessss.
My friend Will was in the Georgetown Urban Outfitters when he saw a beautiful young man attended by Arnold, desperately trying to look nonchalant. Will and Patrick both went to try on sweaters when all of a sudden, a voice boomed out—
"HOW DOES IT FIIIIIIIIIT."
Imagine having your shirt off in a tiny cubby and hearing the Terminator ask that from five feet away.
"HOW DOES IT FIIIIIIIIIIT."
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