One of the the guards at Buckingham Palace has been removed from his duties for the royal wedding after he called Kate Middleton a "stupid stuck up cow" (among other things that CNN is too timid to print) on his Facebook page.

Because of these comments and other racial slurs the guard, Cameron Reilly, made against Jews and Pakistani people, the Ministry of Defense has opened an investigation, but he has definitely been fired from patrolling the palace on the big wedding day this Friday. Just goes to show that if you're going to make fun of Kate Middleton on the internet, at least be funny about it.