CNN Investigation: Barack Obama was Born in HawaiiS

Barack Obama was definitely born in Hawaii. How do we know this is true? Because CNN says so. "Period." The network traveled to the state where Obama was allegedly born in 1961 and spoke with Dr. Chiyome Fukino ("a former director of the Hawaii Department of Health and a Republican") who said Obama's live birth certificate is legit, and that "he was absolutely born here in the state of Hawaii." A Republican even says so. Case closed.

Still a little skeptical, we're now wondering who's going to be the first inside the Hawaii Department of Health's secret birth certificate vault, where Obama's is allegedly stored. Does it say he's actually a Muslim? Does it offer proof that he was born in a terrorist training camp in North Waziristan, by way of Kenya and Indonesia? There's only one man who can find out.

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