Super computers! Narcissistic kids! Harvard scandals! Floating ants! Big lasers! Lying Superman! Magic batteries! Anti-helium! And sexxxy peacock pimping secrets! It's your Tuesday Science Watch, where we watch science—bitingly!
- Supercomputers are altering science. How? Oh... all sorts of ways.
- Science has finally proven that kids these days are more narcissistic than kids were in your day. Their "music" gave them away! In my day we sang about others.
- Okay, so Harvard professor Marc Hauser got in a big scandal for supposed scientific misconduct on some studies but now guess what, he replicated the damn studies! Everyone rush to judgment—in the other direction, this time!
- Not just fire ants—floating fire ants. In a raft made entirely of fire ants. You can't touch any part of it that's not fire ants! Nooooooooooo!
- The world's most powerful laser is being built in Eastern Europe. If you don't immediately see a problem with this, then you didn't watch enough G.I. Joe.
- Superman said "I never lie." Lying bastard.
- In the future, instead of having batteries, everyone will just walk around with these "wearable energy harvesters" that will magically make energy, from wearing them. Um yea great work, imagination scientists.
- So they've finally found anti-helium, eh? The heaviest antiparticles ever found, you say? Oh really? Are they heavy—or anti-heavy? Keep trying, scientists.
- Ever wondered what makes a peacock's plumage alluring to the opposite sex? Perv.
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