Just when you think professional ridiculous person Gwyneth Paltrow can't provide more fodder for her haters, she calls her grandmother "a real cunt." Following Chelsea Handler's admission that her grandmother was "a real bitch," Our Lady of Organic Dewdrops lays into old Grandma Muti:
She tried to poison my mother against me, but it didn't work! Because I have a great mother.
She must not have been very happy, and must have had a lot of pain, because she was mean as hell.
Oohh that Gwyneth Paltrow! She's so stuck-up! So judgmental! So undermining and snide! So full of free-range jicama and feathery moonbeams and babies with unusual names. [Chelsea Lately via Just Jared]