The Real Housewives Smack Down You Didn't See on TV

Last night Andy Cohen had New York Housewife Countess LuAnn de Lesseps and former D.C. Housewife Cat Ommanney on his masturbatory Bravo talk show to discuss the Royal Wedding. Things were tense between the two all night, but when they taped the web-only after show, things really got explosive!

For anyone who watched Andy try to get Cat to play nice with LuAnn on Watch What Happens Live, you knew things were going to go down. Cat didn't want to play Andy's silly little games and questioned LuAnn's connection to royalty and her expertise as a self-appointed etiquette doyenne. Even the beefy redheaded Beefeater hired to pour drinks (who I'm positive is gay adult video actor Blu Kennedy, NSFW) was uncomfortable.

When they kept filming for the web, things got even worse. Cat accused LuAnn of being two-faced and LuAnn fought back saying that Cat didn't know her. The best is when Cat says she and LuAnn were on the same show and she's like, "Oh, hell no, we were not. My show didn't get canceled. ZING!" That's not exactly what she said, but that's how I heard it and it was awesome.

So, who is the winner in this fight? LuAnn for laying down and letting Cat talk shit about her, or LuAnn for not coming off like a bitter ex-Housewife with something to prove. What do you think?

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