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The studio behind Megan Fox's straight-to-DVD movie stinkbomb, Passion Play, released a new cache of images and teasers today. Even lead actor Mickey Rourke admits that the movie about a freak show "bird lady" is "not very good." So why did this movie get made?

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It all started when Megan heard that sexy bird lady movies were all the rage. "If Natalie gets feathered sex scenes, then so do I," she said, grabbing a wad of feathers, ripping her clothes off, and leaping into Mickey Rourke's arms. (Mila Kunis was busy that day.) "But if I am to be a bird," Megan said to herself, "What kind of bird would I be?"

The Swell-Breasted Boobie, she decided.

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The Hot-Crotched Nuthatch was also a possibility.

"You ever smell the ocean?" Megan asked.
"No, but I can smell our cinema stinkbomb from a mile away," Mickey replied.

"I am a bird in a gilded cage," Megan sighed.
"I am an Oscar-nominated actor caged in an 'astoundingly bad,' 'unfathomably bad,' 'near-painful,' 'laughter at the wrong moments' and 'guffaw'-inducing movie," Mickey growled.

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"Maybe if I wear a teddy bear nighty, and all the male roles are tough-shelled softies-at-heart, like in The Wrestler?"

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"No, it's hopeless. Let's stick to what we're good at: I'll take my top off..."
"...and I'll glue my eyeballs to your chest."