Generally speaking, the only job at which one is allowed to act in a pornographic movie while on the clock is "porn star." Alas, this lesson was lost on two fine officers with the Los Angeles Department of Transportation, whose brief, on-duty foray into the world of sex movies has aroused the attention of their superiors.

The officers involved are being disciplined (off-camera, obviously), thanks to the fine work of NBC 4 LA's Joel Grover, who, hilariously, spends much of the video above trying to get city officials to watch a porno with him. The film, in case you are wondering, is summarized thus:

The video, which is available on a popular adult subscription website, tracks the interactions of a porn actress as she approaches men in a range of work environments.

Various men in the film appear to grope her and perform a range of sex acts with her. In one scene, the actress jumps into the arms of an LA traffic officer, who spanks her and then fondles her bare breasts.

A second traffic officer takes a few spankings from the woman, then allows her to get into his official city car, where she performs lewd acts on herself.

No, we are not going to explain to you what it means to perform a lewd act on yourself. This is a family blog.

[NBC4]