Broken Power Thingie Stalls Spaceship Launch Again

NASA's postponed Endeavour's final blast-off to the cosmos once again, citing the same broken auxiliary power unit that delayed the launch the first time. Shucks!

"We're looking more toward the end of the week, maybe next weekend" to launch Endeavour, says NASA spokesmanaut Allard Beutel. "We won't know until tomorrow when our next launch opportunity is." At this point the 750,000 or so tailgaters have probably all gone home, run out of hot dogs and beer, and finished up their memoir pieces about how waiting for the spaceship's final launch restored their belief in the infinite potential of the human creativity/the universe/science/some shit like that.