The British Prime Minister Wants to Ban Gay Kisses on TVS

A new study commissioned by British Prime Minister David Cameron to protect children from seeing inappropriate images on television will suggest that no gay kisses be shown on television before the 9pm "watershed." But where will our young ones get their same-sex snogging?

Naturally many people, including a soap opera actress who plays a teenage lesbian, are furious about this. With good reason. If the suggestions from the study are enacted, straight people would still be able to kiss, fondle, and rut to their hearts content at any time of the day, but gay people have to wait until the end of the night. We're not suggesting you show kids pornography, but if they have to watch something as nasty as a man suck face with a woman, then they're certainly ready for a little bit of girl-on-girl action to distract them from their homework. Fair is fair!

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