Noted wordsmith, political scholar, and The View panelist Elisabeth Hasselbeck wasn't quite sure how to tell her kids about the death of international big bad Osama bin Laden. So she did what any reasonable parent would do to explain the death of a reviled terrorist: she wrote a little rhyming poem.

Now, duh, I'm pretty sure she's joking about all this, that she probably doesn't actually plan to read this to her kids, but it's still entertaining in a queasy-making way to hear chipper American values squirrel Elisabeth Hasselbeck trill about people getting shot in the head. In the horrible future, Elisabeth is going to love the Hunger Games. [via Daily Intel]