Larry the Cable Guy Dressed as the Naked Cowboy Is Everything Wrong with Times Square

Texas tourist pied piper, the Naked Cowboy, had an unexpected guest today in Times Square. It was Larry the Cable guy, who also donned the Naked Cowboy's trademarked diaper (no really, he has that thing trademarked) to film an episode of his reality show. This is just the worst.

Seriously, here are two middle-aged men pretending to be rednecks to bilk the masses of their hard-earned money. Nothing says Times Square today more than these two buffoons. Sigh. And please, both of you, put on a damn shirt, even if it is some stupid flannel thing with the arms cut off and some slogan about Jesus painted on the back. It's cold today!

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