Here's the first trailer for the big Conan the Barbarian reboot. It looks... well, it looks exactly like a Conan the Barbarian movie. So, that's probably a good thing.
Muscular dude with no shirt? Check. People fighting with swords and axes and what have you? Check. Magical stuff? Check. This movie has no hope of—well, let's just say, no hope of being added to the Criterion Collection, but it could be a reasonably exciting 90 minutes. (It's 90 minutes, right? If it's two and a half hours, like all movies these days, don't even bother.) That chick at the end, by the way, is Rose McGowan, finally getting a chance to being the weird-looking one after years with Marilyn Manson.
Anyway: The Conan of 2011 is a guy named Jason Momoa, who you've recently seen on Game of Thrones learning how to have non-doggy-style sex. (He is also married to Lisa Bonet, and makes for a very entertaining Google image search.) And as you know, the last Conan we had turned out to be one of the biggest stars of the 80s and 90s. So: Watch this trailer carefully! You may be looking at the Governor of California in 2032.