Today we heard the troubling news that, like so many other American cities, Washington D.C. has been invaded by a "young, hip vibe." Oh no! Can this be true? Yes, says one commenter.
Young? Yes. Hip...? If hip means slipping into our J.Crew shells, slapping on our Sperry Topsiders, getting into our Volkswagens, ordering a Miller Lite with our Groupon, groping our BlackBerry, and getting a hard-on for higher education policy and just about anything we're pretty sure adults ought to do, like subscribing to the Washington Post and going to Trader Joe's, then damn it we are the hippest mo-fos you have EVER met.