Fox News held a focus group of South Carolina Republican voters immediately after last night's chilling debate between Tim Pawlenty and several third-tier candidates. The group had two nearly unanimous opinions.

First: Herman Cain, the Pizza Guy, easily won the debate. Who says racism still exists? Because it ended forever, last night.

Second: Obama is a socialist. Why? "Ask Joe the Plumber," one of the focus group members explains. So yeah, they're apparently still under the spell of that one YouTube from 2008.

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