Louisiana Governor Releases His Birth CertificateS

Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal heard somewhere that all the cool politicians were releasing their birth certificates. So he released his! Tell us, Governor Jindal: If Barack Obama and Donald Trump jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too? Huh?

Jindal said recently that he has no problem signing a bill requiring presidential candidates to present their birth certificates and/or wiener papers to prove their eligibility, so in some sense he's just putting his birth certificate where his stupid mouth is. So there it is! Your proof that Bobby Jindal is an American citizen. Hurrah.

[Times-Picayune; image via AP]