Justin Bieber locks a C.S.I. producer in a closet and punches a cake. David Beckham crashes his car. And Eva Longoria throws a waterproof baby shower. Sunday gossip is going to call its mom right after this, it promises.
- Your suspicions are confirmed: Justin Bieber is a dick. C.S.I. star Marg Helgenberger appeared on French radio show "Le Grand Direct des Médias" on Friday and said about the pop star: "I suppose I shouldn't be saying this, but he was kind of a brat... Actually, he was really nice to me but he locked one of the producers in a closet. And he put his fist through a cake." You can watch Helgenberger talk smack below:
- Soccer... ist? David Beckham was involved in a car accident on the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles on Friday. His son, whose actual, real name is Brooklyn, was in the car, but neither Beckham was injured; the driver of the Mitsubishi he rear-ended "had to be taken to the hospital," because if you get rear-ended and David Beckham steps out of the other car you better start rubbing your neck, and quick. [TMZ]
- Speaking of the Beckhams, actress Eva Longoria threw extraterrestrial celebrity Victoria Beckham a baby shower on Saturday. "I have been told to wear something waterproof for my baby shower!" Beckham Tweeted, possibly because the party took place underwater. She later Tweeted a photograph of the party:
- Porn producer Steven Hirsch has offered Royal Sister Pippa Middleton $5 million to star in a single porn scene. This is not "gossip" so much as "a publicity stunt," but I thought we could come up with fun porn titles! "The Royal Spreading," for example. [TMZ]
- Attention, book-lovers! Lamar Odom's ex Liza Morales is writing a roman à clef about what it's like to date an athlete. (For example: You will always have a crick in your neck.) [NYDN]
- "Greasy Bear" Brandon Davis is facing felony cocaine possession charges. [TMZ]