What say we check the headlines for a new installation of that old segment, Morons With Signs On Their Lawns, hmm? Let's see here... well look at that, it's a moron with a sign on his lawn! Michael Heick of Amherst, New York — the moron — lives next to a mosque, but can't stand their flashy lights. So the sign he's put on his lawn says, "BOMB MAKING NEXT DRIVEWAY." Take that, fuckers!
Heick is upset that the mosque next door has lights, which are frequently turned on. The only solution over this neighborly dispute, it seems, is for Heick to put a sign saying "BOMB MAKING NEXT DRIVEWAY" in his lawn.
The message outraged many residents of Amherst, a Buffalo suburb where Heick is upset by the Jaffarya Center's proximity to his property and its bright lights.
The sign is more a poke at town officials than a political statement, he insisted. And local authorities can't order him to take it down, because the message is protected by the First Amendment.
"The place is too close," Heick griped to the Buffalo News. "I don't care what people think. It doesn't matter what people think. This is a way to get answers now."
Well, everyone wins! (Huh?) And that's the end of this edition of Morons With Signs On Their Lawns.
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