America's Top Racist Has Dandruff

Donald Trump let Rolling Stone in on his hair routine: "OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders. I don't dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour."

For one full hour every morning, Donald Trump waits patiently for his hair to air dry before carrying on with his busy day. One hour. Every day.

He went on to deny that his air-dried coiffe is an elaborately engineered and cantilevered latticework designed to give the false impression that he is not bald: "I then comb my hair. Yes, I do use a comb.... Do I comb it forward? No, I don't comb it forward." Yes he does.

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