Last week, the GOOP-itrix herself, Gwyneth Paltrow, appeared on the Graham Norton Show (which is like The Tonight Show if Jay Leno was Irish, gay, and actually funny). She rapped. Yes, she did the first few lines of the NWA classic "Straight out of Compton."
Gwyneth Paltrow makes me want to spit. No, I don't want spit rhymes, I just want to spit to get the taste of her out of my mouth. There are just not words to describe what the sound of a privileged, self-satisfied white lady trying to be Jay-Z sounds like. It's your classic dancing about architecture. You know what this means, don't you? Her next appearance on Glee is going to include and acoustic version of "Shoop!" Actually, that's not the worst idea.
Here's the whole clip of her appearance. Lady Gaga comes on after her and does things with the word "cuisine" that put Paltrow's rapping skills to shame. [via Vulture]