Lars von Trier's trainwreck press conference is the gift that keeps on giving. The Telegraph posted video of von Trier's Nazi meltdown, and it's the second-most awkward press conference footage I have ever seen, right after Gloria Allred's baseball bat masturbation press conference. Seated next to Von Trier, Kirsten Dunst covers her face with her hand and looks mortified. Unless it's leftover mortification from Lars' "really, really, really hardcore" comment?

Happy Lars von Trier Day, everyone! He's good for another, what, 12 hours of outrage? And then we'll revert to obsessing over the state of Lindsay Lohan's breasts. [Telegraph via Deadline]