Hero Pilot to Become Hero Talking Head

Remember Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, the amazing airline pilot who cured 9/11 by safely landing a damaged plane in the Hudson? Yeah, he's great. Well, he was great.

Now that CBS News has sunk its claws into the man and hired him as an Aviation and Safety Expert, he's just going to be like every other no good TV personality who natters on about nothing to nobody until everyone's exhausted. Sigh. (Nah, just kidding, good for him.) [Mediabistro, photo via Getty]