This just in: The Marriagenator has just issued a statement, soberly delivered by Wolf Blitzer. Shh! This is important. It's about his career!

"At the request of Arnold Schwarzenegger, we ask Creative Artists Agency to inform all his motion picture projects currently underway or being negotiated to stop planning until further notice. Gov Schwarzenegger is focusing on personal matters and is not wishing to commit to any production schedules or timelines."

But, but — when are we going to find out what happens to the herniated, lactose-intolerant killing-machine from the future on an unstoppable mission to find a chiropractor who accepts his health insurance? At this rate, WE MAY NEVER! [CNN]