Former IMF head and accused sexual assaulter Dominique Strauss-Kahn won the right leave Riker's Island yesterday in exchange for $1 million bail, and home detention. But first, he needs a home in which to be detained.

According to NBC New York, DSK's wife rented him an apartment on East 65 St., but that's "fallen through" for unspecified reasons. DSK wants to leave Riker's today—but he has no place to go.

So, yeah... hey immigrants, remember that time the IMF gave a massive loan to prop up your nation's failing economy. Yeah, well, payback time. DSK just needs your couch for like a few weeks, max. You totally won't even know he's there. Promise.


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