actual youtube comment:
"We we we so excited. We so excited. We gonna have a rapture 2day. Yesterday was Thursday. 2 2 day is Friday. Tomorrow is raptureday and judgement comes afterwards. I don't want this rapture to ennnd."
I love people sometimes.
OK, so it's technically from a YouTube commenter, but the fact that a YouTube commenter actually said something amusing and not horrifyingly racist or otherwise insane is a miracle befitting of these End Times, so here it is.