British Woman Wins Nearly $10 Million for Botched Facelift

Penny Johnson was awarded about $9.7 million by a British judge today for a facelift that left her disfigured and causes her constant pain, twitching, and emotional distress. Plastic surgery is a very dangerous business!

Most of the money Johnson was awarded was from lost wages because she says her IT consulting business went bankrupt after the failed attempt to give her face a bit of freshness. She also suffers some asymmetry and pain because of a boob job she got at the same time as the facelift. While I feel sorry for Penny and the loss of her business, there's only one way to make sure your plastic surgery doesn't get botched: Don't get plastic surgery!