What could be better for the body politic than Donald Trump starting his fake presidential campaign all over again? Pretty much anything. But it could happen! No, really, it could — he vaguely alluded to this possibility in today's edition of Monday Mornings with Trump, a weekly segment that still exists on Fox News' illiterate dementia variety hour, Fox & Friends.

Trump, after some goading, says he would not "rule out" a return to the presidential race that he never entered if nothing else "pans out" for the GOP. [Sigh]. The poor guy. Here's your headline for the day, old man.